who is neema shaw

ok ..im a  40 year old mother  and 5ft 2 inch tall…i dye my hair about twice a year just for the hell of it..i dont have a boob job (the sag is normal)i dont beleive in botox(lips arent ment to be THAT big )..and i dont want a face lift.i love my smiley.frowney.kissey wrinkles i have 4 kids ages are 21& 19 & 6 &2yrs….//oh i am now a Queenie to my 1 year old grandson  named Emory james .. .i have a habit of making coffee and only drinking half .i enjoy fighting with rocky the old man across the road about where people ie my family park there cars .i love hearing colleen the crazy god loving women screaming out the front of her house at two in the morning satin has a willy.she crazy i tell ya but i love her so much .i love it when the ambulance takes a short cut down my street to the hossy ..and the fact that on footy night or day i cant go to maccas for tea..at westlakes .im not payin to park lmao i love the morning smell of the royal park butchers..and the smell of fresh hot fairy floss.oh and the city train stations cinamin donuts hmmmm . i love music but only listen to the car sterio picking up child from school .. i use to wear size 7 shoes but now im a 6 1/2 not sure how that happened … i have croocked teeth and a birth mark on my face yet im still gorgoeus … ive been driving for 15 years now .hit many fences and a few peole on bikes got yelled at but thats all ..i never pay my bills on time .. i cant .. im poor .. they can wait …. im stupidly in mad love with facebook.i hibernate in winter but blossom come spring …. i dont have sex nor do i date … nor am i any good as a booty call….. i hate emotions and would rather stay away from them .call me ice queen even a prick tease .. i dont care .. you dont own me FOOL …im called a curvy cause im a size 12 ….i hate hate skinny bitches who think they have more rights than a curvy women and you know your out there

i beleive in rasing my kids the old school way … i let them play in the dirt .. i dont wash there hands 20 times a day becasue they look dirty ,,,.. i dont dress them up in pretty dresses everyday incase some one comes over ..or society may see them .. throw on a t shirt and a nappy for young one s. that;lll do .. this is australia its bloody hot we are made for comfort not  bloody decore …i dont rush my kids to the drs with every cough they have .many mothers waste their time the drs time and my waiting time for bullshit coughs where no treatment is needed … grow up mothers … build there immune sytems up ya sooks …my kids  get allt he nessasary  vacinations …and we eat a healthy diet … i dont abuse my children with food .not sure i believe in ADHD… they have shown diets and enviroment allergys can casue this reaction in children … so watch what you feed them …. stop the junk food … we dont eat a lot of red meat  .. and eat lots of chicken  pork and seafood ie prawns fish oysters its  cheaper than steak

i can ramble on crap yet im very shy and quiet  most of the time .. i prefer to sit and listen than to be the life attention seeker of a party .i can seem withdrawn at times but i think im just a big thinker and need alot of time alone … i enjoy my own company . more than i posably should . but meh it dont bother me so dont let it bother you ….

im writing things down to get them off my chest as i belive neagativity will only breed cancer in my body  my goal is too live to 100 and live on a farm where i can finaly get the rest and peace i think i so deserve in this life ….

pass the word around to and publishers or agents you know … help me make my dream of a life on a farm growing veggies a reality ….. ill let you come over if you like ….